*watches annabelle trailer*
future child: “can i have a dolly, mommy?”
*gently places a loaf of bread on the floor*
me: “here you go sweetie”
future child: “that’s not a do-“
me: “here. you. go. sweetie.”
give me attention
jokes on u bc u just gave me attention damn wassup how u feel
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.
— Jim Butcher (via feellng)